Hello WiredGamers! I just read the most absurd article about a new children's book that is soon to come out and I just had to write a blog post about it! I am sure it will be on the top of all of our Amazon wishlists once you see this.The title says it all: Go the F@#k to Sleep. Already, the book is on Amazon's Top 300 list and it doesn't even release until October 11th! Apparently this is the storybook for 'modern parent'. Here is a sample verse for everyone to ponder over:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.
What ever happened to those stories that we grew up with like Goodnight Moon? Frog and Toad? Caps for Sale?The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.
Maybe you just got shot with a load of nostalgia... or possibly a strange look at where the great children's literature is heading for the future of our kids? Whatever it brought out of you, tell us in the comment section below!
-Disc07
This is crazy. Any parent that buys this should be slapped, and told how stupid they are. The parent that buys this is the same that lets their 5 year-olds play Call of Duty and Halo. And those parents are also stupid.
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